Thursday, January 1, 2009

What is cognitive prattle?

To define what cognitive prattle is; it is important to define what it is not.

First, I made it up. This is my original work and concepts. No prattle will be someone else's cognitions without due reference. cognitive prattle is not capitalized. It just isn't. It's prattle. Go look it up. Prattle doesn't get capitialized. Nevertheless, I retain all rights and will vigorously defend said rights, bitch.

cognitive prattle is not organized. are your cognitions organized? of course not.

this is not about making myself feel better about me or the world. the world, (and myself for that matter) are going to hell in a handbasket, but hellinahandbasket.blogspot.com is too long of a URL.

this will not be censored by anyone but me. if you find yourself censoring someone on this blog, and you are not me then you are not welcome to censor them. censor yourself, bitch.

this is censored. Rest assured, I will filter out all the stupid and random and meaningless crap you thoughtbarf into my cyberworld. rules of said censorship vary with time of day, mood, blood alcohol level and of course, my thetan level at any given time. If you think you might be thoughtbarfing, hold it in. Like the definition of pornography, a thoughtbarf is something that you know when you see it. keep your mental flotsam and jetsam out of my cognitive prattle.

Helpful hints for contributing include:
- Try not to sound crazy
- Stay on topic
- Don't be a whiner (liberals I cannot stress this enough)
- Do your research - assume I have thought about the topic more than you and have done my own research. (cause I probably have)

All that said, if you think you might have a thought to share, prattle your cognitions here!

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